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BURGERS

Buckner 100% grass-fed beef (or organic veggie pattie +1)
fresh baked picnic bun (or Udi’s gluten free bun +2)

THE 99 BAR BURGER

American cheese, grilled onions, dill pickles, lettuce, tomato & burg sauce
single $8 | double $13

THE LONGMONT

pepper jack cheese, roasted green chiles, lettuce, tomato & burg sauce – single $8.5 | double $13.5

THE NED

white cheddar, sautéed shrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato & burg sauce – single $9 | double $14

EL CORTEZ

pepper jack cheese, guacamole, bacon, lettuce, tomato & chipotle ranch – single $9.5 | double $14.5

THE DURANGO

American cheese, bacon, onion ring, dill pickles & barbecue mayo – single $9.5 | double $14.5

THE ASPEN

blue cheese, arugula, bacon-pepper jam, white onion & garlic mayo – single $9.5 | double $14.5

THE BRECK

cream cheese, cowboy candy, bacon, lettuce, tomato and barbecue mayo – single $9.5 | double $14.5

BUILD YOUR OWN

single $8 | double $12

FREE TOPPINGS

grilled onions, white onion, lettuce, arugula, sliced tomato, dill pickles, pickled jalapeños

SAUCES

burg sauce, barbecue mayo, garlic mayo, mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard, barbecue sauce, buffalo hot sauce

ADDITIONAL TOPPINGS

American Cheese $.50
White Cheddar $.75
Pepper Jack $.75
Blue Cheese $1
Cream Cheese $1
Guacamole $1
Sunnyside Egg $1
Hatch Green Chili’s $1
Beef Chili $2
Sautéed Shrooms $1
Cowboy Candy $1
Bacon Strip $1.50
Bacon-Pepper Jam $1
Fried Pickles $1
Mac & Cheese $2.5

YARDBIRDS

CHICKEN IN A WAFFLE CONE

grilled or fried chicken breast, mac & cheese and bacon-pepper jam in a house-made waffle cone – $11

CHICKEN SANDWICH

grilled or fried chicken breast, American cheese, grilled onion, lettuce, tomato, pickles & burg sauce – $8

SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH

grilled or fried chicken breast dipped in buffalo-style hot sauce, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, dill pickles & garlic mayo – $9

CHICKEN AVOCADO WRAP

grilled or fried chicken breast, guacamole, white cheddar, lettuce, tomato & chipotle ranch rolled in a grilled flour tortilla – $9.5

CHICKEN STRIP PLATTER

four fried chicken breast strips, fresh cut fries & choice of dipping sauces – $15

SMOKED CHICKEN WINGS - GF

smoked jumbo chicken wings tossed in buffalo or bbq sauce with carrot & celery – $14

ALL BEEF HOT DOGS

BUILD YOUR OWN - $6
THE LOWER RANCH

beef chili, cheddar cheese & scallions – $9

THE FOUNDER'S DOG

tomatoes, pickles, jalapeños & white onions – $8.5

STREETS OF BAKERSFIELD

bacon wrapped, grilled onions & roasted green chiles – $9

SIDES & SUCH

MEAT & POTATO - GF

texas-sized potato with butter, cheddar cheese, smoked beef brisket “burnt ends”, sour cream & scallions $15

FRESH CUT FRIES - GF

choice of dipping sauce
side $4  large $8

CHEESE FRIES - GF

white cheddar cheese sauce
side $6 large $9

FRIED PICKLE CHIPS

choice of dipping sauce
side $6  large $11

ICEBERG SALAD

white cheddar, tomatoes, carrots, croutons & iceberg lettuce tossed in choice of dressing
side $6  large $9.5

CHILI CHEESE FRIES

beef chili, white cheddar sauce, scallions & jalapeños
side $6  large $11

THICK ONION RINGS

choice of dipping sauce
side $5  large $9

MAC & CHEESE

scratch-made white cheddar sauce
side $5  large $9

ARUGULA SALAD - GF

roasted apples, blue cheese, candied walnuts & baby arugula tossed in balsamic vinaigrette
side $8  large $12

MEAT & POTATO - GF

texas-sized potato, butter, cheddar, smoked brisket “burnt ends”, sour cream & scallions – $15

JACKALOPE NACHOS - GF

thick potato “chips”, cheese sauce, ground beef, hatch green chiles, chipotle ranch & scallions  – $11

SHAKES & FLOATS

VANILLA SHAKE $7

malt +1 chocolate +1 strawberry +1

ICE CREAM FLOAT $6

choice of sody pop

COCKTAILS

local hooch highlighted by authentic flavors of the American West

SPIKED SALOON SHAKE

Copper Sky Bourbon, Cafe Colorado, Amaretto, vanilla ice cream, hand-whipped cream & house chocolate sauce – $13

COWBOY COFFEE

High West Double Rye, Amaro, bitters, Café Colorado & smoked cinnamon – $13

BANKS OF THE BRAZOS

Spring 44 Gin, blueberry, lemon, fresh thyme & soda water – $11

SARSAPARILLA SWEET TEA

Old Forester Bourbon, orange liqueur, sarsaparilla, black tea & mint – $10

CACTUS COOLER

Desert Door Sotol, sarsaparilla, fresh lemon & orange bitters – $11

CITY SLICKER

a New York Sour with Copper Sky Bourbon, bitters, egg white, lemon & red wine float – $12

DENIM & DAISIES

Spring 44 Vodka, wild flowers, almond orgeat fresh lemon & soda water – $10

PACK MULE

pick your bug juice, paired with fresh citrus & ginger beer – $9

VAQUERO PALOMA

Mezcal Union, fresh grapefruit, peppercorn, sage & soda water – $11

OLD FASHIONED

Copper Sky Bourbon, bitters & demerara sugar – $11

UPPER RANCH

“where cattle spend their summers” Real del Valle Blanco Tequila, fresh lime & soda water – $8

MARGARITAS

QUINCY’S MARG

“an orange worth dying for” coin style with Milagro Tequila, Grove Street orange liqueur & fresh lime – blanco $9 | reposado $10.5

PRICKLY PEAR

Monte Alban blanco, prickly pear, Grove Street orange liqueur & fresh lime – blanco $12 | reposado $13

PUEBLO TO PALISADE

hatch green chile infused Monte Alban blanco, Grove Street orange liqueur, white peach & fresh lime – $12

CANS & BOTTLES

COORS BANQUET BEER – $4.5
Coors Brewing, Golden, CO

BLUE MOON – $5.5
Blue Moon Brewing, Denver, CO

MOONDOOR DUNKEL – $6
Wibby Brewing, Longmont, CO

MODELO ESPECIAL – $5
Grupo Modelo, Mexico City

N/A SPECIAL EFFECTS AMBER – $6
Brooklyn Brewing, Brooklyn, NY

HIGH NOON HARD SELTZER – $7
High Noon Spirits, Modesto, CA

DRAFT BEER

SAWTOOTH AMBER ALE – $6
Left Hand Brewing, Longmont, CO

INSANE RUSH – $7
Bootstrap Brewing, Longmont, CO

JUICY BITS HAZY IPA – $9
WeldWerks Brewing, Greeley, CO

COORS LIGHT – $5
Coors Brewing, Golden, CO

$3 PICKLE SHOTS

99 bar longmont pickle pete $3 pickle shots

SODY POPS

coke, coke zero, sprite, dr. pepper, root beer – $3

fresh squeezed lemonade – $4

iced tea – $3

HAPPY HOUR

3p-5p everyday

COORS BANQUET – $3
UPPER RANCH – $5
FRESH CUT FRIES – $3 / $5
BROKEN HALOS – $4 / $7
99 BAR BURGER – $5 / $9