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BURGERS
Buckner 100% grass-fed beef (or organic veggie pattie +1)
fresh baked picnic bun (or Udi’s gluten free bun +2)
THE 99 BAR BURGER
American cheese, grilled onions, dill pickles, lettuce, tomato & burg sauce
single $8 | double $13
THE LONGMONT
pepper jack cheese, roasted green chiles, lettuce, tomato & burg sauce – single $8.5 | double $13.5
THE NED
white cheddar, sautéed shrooms, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato & burg sauce – single $9 | double $14
EL CORTEZ
pepper jack cheese, guacamole, bacon, lettuce, tomato & chipotle ranch – single $9.5 | double $14.5
THE DURANGO
American cheese, bacon, onion ring, dill pickles & barbecue mayo – single $9.5 | double $14.5
THE ASPEN
blue cheese, arugula, bacon-pepper jam, white onion & garlic mayo – single $9.5 | double $14.5
THE BRECK
cream cheese, cowboy candy, bacon, lettuce, tomato and barbecue mayo – single $9.5 | double $14.5
BUILD YOUR OWN
single $8 | double $12
FREE TOPPINGS
grilled onions, white onion, lettuce, arugula, sliced tomato, dill pickles, pickled jalapeños
SAUCES
burg sauce, barbecue mayo, garlic mayo, mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard, barbecue sauce, buffalo hot sauce
ADDITIONAL TOPPINGS
American Cheese $.50
White Cheddar $.75
Pepper Jack $.75
Blue Cheese $1
Cream Cheese $1
Guacamole $1
Sunnyside Egg $1
Hatch Green Chili’s $1
Beef Chili $2
Sautéed Shrooms $1
Cowboy Candy $1
Bacon Strip $1.50
Bacon-Pepper Jam $1
Fried Pickles $1
Mac & Cheese $2.5

YARDBIRDS
CHICKEN IN A WAFFLE CONE
grilled or fried chicken breast, mac & cheese and bacon-pepper jam in a house-made waffle cone – $11
CHICKEN SANDWICH
grilled or fried chicken breast, American cheese, grilled onion, lettuce, tomato, pickles & burg sauce – $8
SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH
grilled or fried chicken breast dipped in buffalo-style hot sauce, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, dill pickles & garlic mayo – $9
CHICKEN AVOCADO WRAP
grilled or fried chicken breast, guacamole, white cheddar, lettuce, tomato & chipotle ranch rolled in a grilled flour tortilla – $9.5
CHICKEN STRIP PLATTER
four fried chicken breast strips, fresh cut fries & choice of dipping sauces – $15
SMOKED CHICKEN WINGS - GF
smoked jumbo chicken wings tossed in buffalo or bbq sauce with carrot & celery – $14

ALL BEEF HOT DOGS
BUILD YOUR OWN - $6
THE LOWER RANCH
beef chili, cheddar cheese & scallions – $9
THE FOUNDER'S DOG
tomatoes, pickles, jalapeños & white onions – $8.5
STREETS OF BAKERSFIELD
bacon wrapped, grilled onions & roasted green chiles – $9

SIDES & SUCH
MEAT & POTATO - GF
texas-sized potato with butter, cheddar cheese, smoked beef brisket “burnt ends”, sour cream & scallions $15
FRESH CUT FRIES - GF
choice of dipping sauce
side $4 large $8
CHEESE FRIES - GF
white cheddar cheese sauce
side $6 large $9
FRIED PICKLE CHIPS
choice of dipping sauce
side $6 large $11
ICEBERG SALAD
white cheddar, tomatoes, carrots, croutons & iceberg lettuce tossed in choice of dressing
side $6 large $9.5
CHILI CHEESE FRIES
beef chili, white cheddar sauce, scallions & jalapeños
side $6 large $11
THICK ONION RINGS
choice of dipping sauce
side $5 large $9
MAC & CHEESE
scratch-made white cheddar sauce
side $5 large $9
ARUGULA SALAD - GF
roasted apples, blue cheese, candied walnuts & baby arugula tossed in balsamic vinaigrette
side $8 large $12
MEAT & POTATO - GF
texas-sized potato, butter, cheddar, smoked brisket “burnt ends”, sour cream & scallions – $15
JACKALOPE NACHOS - GF
thick potato “chips”, cheese sauce, ground beef, hatch green chiles, chipotle ranch & scallions – $11

SHAKES & FLOATS
VANILLA SHAKE $7
malt +1 chocolate +1 strawberry +1
ICE CREAM FLOAT $6
choice of sody pop

COCKTAILS
local hooch highlighted by authentic flavors of the American West
SPIKED SALOON SHAKE
Copper Sky Bourbon, Cafe Colorado, Amaretto, vanilla ice cream, hand-whipped cream & house chocolate sauce – $13
COWBOY COFFEE
High West Double Rye, Amaro, bitters, Café Colorado & smoked cinnamon – $13
BANKS OF THE BRAZOS
Spring 44 Gin, blueberry, lemon, fresh thyme & soda water – $11
SARSAPARILLA SWEET TEA
Old Forester Bourbon, orange liqueur, sarsaparilla, black tea & mint – $10
CACTUS COOLER
Desert Door Sotol, sarsaparilla, fresh lemon & orange bitters – $11
CITY SLICKER
a New York Sour with Copper Sky Bourbon, bitters, egg white, lemon & red wine float – $12
DENIM & DAISIES
Spring 44 Vodka, wild flowers, almond orgeat fresh lemon & soda water – $10
PACK MULE
pick your bug juice, paired with fresh citrus & ginger beer – $9
VAQUERO PALOMA
Mezcal Union, fresh grapefruit, peppercorn, sage & soda water – $11
OLD FASHIONED
Copper Sky Bourbon, bitters & demerara sugar – $11
UPPER RANCH
“where cattle spend their summers” Real del Valle Blanco Tequila, fresh lime & soda water – $8

MARGARITAS
QUINCY’S MARG
“an orange worth dying for” coin style with Milagro Tequila, Grove Street orange liqueur & fresh lime – blanco $9 | reposado $10.5
PRICKLY PEAR
Monte Alban blanco, prickly pear, Grove Street orange liqueur & fresh lime – blanco $12 | reposado $13
PUEBLO TO PALISADE
hatch green chile infused Monte Alban blanco, Grove Street orange liqueur, white peach & fresh lime – $12
CANS & BOTTLES
COORS BANQUET BEER – $4.5
Coors Brewing, Golden, CO
BLUE MOON – $5.5
Blue Moon Brewing, Denver, CO
MOONDOOR DUNKEL – $6
Wibby Brewing, Longmont, CO
MODELO ESPECIAL – $5
Grupo Modelo, Mexico City
N/A SPECIAL EFFECTS AMBER – $6
Brooklyn Brewing, Brooklyn, NY
HIGH NOON HARD SELTZER – $7
High Noon Spirits, Modesto, CA
DRAFT BEER
SAWTOOTH AMBER ALE – $6
Left Hand Brewing, Longmont, CO
INSANE RUSH – $7
Bootstrap Brewing, Longmont, CO
JUICY BITS HAZY IPA – $9
WeldWerks Brewing, Greeley, CO
COORS LIGHT – $5
Coors Brewing, Golden, CO
$3 PICKLE SHOTS

SODY POPS
coke, coke zero, sprite, dr. pepper, root beer – $3
fresh squeezed lemonade – $4
iced tea – $3
HAPPY HOUR
3p-5p everyday
COORS BANQUET – $3
UPPER RANCH – $5
FRESH CUT FRIES – $3 / $5
BROKEN HALOS – $4 / $7
99 BAR BURGER – $5 / $9